SkyMall Tuesday: PBJ Mighty Wallet

by  Mike Barish | Sep 4, 2012
Bison in Yellowstone National Park
Bison in Yellowstone National Park / Manel Vinuesa/iStock

One of the biggest fears of any traveler is being robbed. Whether it's being pickpocketed, mugged, or burgled while you're away from your hotel room, the end result is the same: you're without money and, quite possibly, any identification. You can attempt to thwart would-be thieves by using a money belt, but that means keeping your valuables in an inconvenient place that causes weird amounts of back and belly sweat. Here at SkyMall Tuesday HQ, we're always looking for ways to make travel safer, friendlier, and more fun, so this issue is incredibly important to us. Nefarious criminals are constantly devising new ways of separating you from your money. It's imperative that you stay one step ahead of them at all times. However, you don't want to sacrifice the ability to actually savor your trip. No one should travel in fear. Thankfully, SkyMall understands that we need to travel securely and in style. That's why they offer the PBJ Mighty Wallet.

Stealth has long been a celebrated travel strategy. Whether it's Americans pinning Canadian flags on their bags or celebrities wearing large sunglasses and hoodies as they scurry through airports, travelers devise ways to hide themselves. The PBJ Mighty Wallet, however, allows you to stay visible while your money, credit cards, and important documents are hidden inside what appears to be a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (thus thwarting the plots of thieves with nut allergies).

Think that traveling safely is just a matter of using common sense? Believe that some criminals might enjoy stealing a sandwich? Well, while you fill out your traveler's checks, we'll be reading the product description:

Genius wallet made from Tyvek, which makes it thin, tear-resistant, water-resistant and recyclable.

Folded design makes it stitch-less and expandable.

Pop designs make it terrifically cool.

OK, that's a pretty boring description. But, at the end of the day, this is a wallet that looks exactly like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Why are you still reading this and not ordering six of these (and some paper lunch bags to complete the ruse)?

If you keep your wits about you, you can avoid most travel crimes, but, even the savviest amongst us has fallen victim to theft on the road. Protect yourself and your belongings with a wallet that's as clever as it is delicious*.

* Tyvek actually tastes pretty bland.

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