Mitt Romney may have to wait till November to find out if he is president, but you can seize power now with SLS Hotel's Stately Leaders Stay: The Presidential Package, a $35,000 per night deal that includes the presidential suite with butler and “secret service” detail, a custom suit, and a celebration dinner for 40.
Located in Beverly Hills, SLS’ package lets you celebrate your presidential election with a dinner with 40 guests at SAAM, a Jose Andres tasting menu restaurant, complete with an exclusively created cocktail. After shaking hands and kissing babies, retire to the presidential suite, a 1,900-square-foot space dripping with touches by Phillippe Starck, from one-of-a-kind art pieces to the custom furniture. A Commander-in-Chief, of course, doesn’t sleep with the staff (unless your intern’s last name is Lewinsky), hence the suite’s separate bedroom, bathroom with oversized shower, and full dressing area to try on your custom Neiman Marcus suit worth $5,000. And if it doesn’t fit, the suite’s in-room gym will ensure that you lose those pounds and look like a head of state even on the road.
No president, however, is successful without his donors, and SLS lets you entertain them at the suite’s fully stocked wet bar, pantry, and kitchen, while distracting them with the room’s sweeping views of Beverly Hills as you pillage their millions for your Super PAC. Have to address the nation? Use the provided iMac with Wi-Fi and Bose surround sound system, and the two 40-inch LCD TVs with On Demand channels lets you watch the ovations to your performance. And to personally reach out to your constituency, SLS provides a BMW chauffeur service and private security guard to keep the cheering hoards at bay.
The entire package costs $35,000 a night, but let your campaign donors worry about that. Available now till November 6, email firstname.lastname@example.org for reservations.
See our Los Angeles destination guides for more trip-planning information, then use our Travel Search price comparison tool to find the lowest rate on flights, hotels, cruises, and more travel deals.